28 posts tagged “johnny's entertainment”

If you were to open up a business of your own, what would it be?
Submitted by beth.

A COMPANY WITH BOYS TRAINING TO BE JAPAN'S NEXT SEX SYMBOLS.

HELL YEAAH.

kat-tun has a new single.

8D

and here i am, knowing that kitagawa has somehow devised another plan for my parent's money to vanish into thin air.

This is coolness.

Kinda reminds me of Yakuza.

8D

And, of course.

The Jin moan.

*dead*

TegoPi

Ohmiya

RyoTego

Nishikato

Shige x Kusano

Shige x Tegoshi

KUSATEGO

RYOUCHI

Akame? *punched*

So, I felt like ranting. So I am.

Btw, I'm starting to feel that this blog is starting to be one of those IBCDUIFCNAO websites 8D.

So, anyway- I'd like to rant about

THE FANDOM

And what it is doing to me.

Don't worry. This isn't one of those "IF IT WEREN'T FOR JE I WOULD'VE MARRIED BY NOW" bashing rants. It's kinda like a BIG MAKE-UP for the lack of JE rants in this blog. 8D

First of all, I'd like to start with Kanjani8. I like their dork-ness. I like their music. But- somehow, there's something lacking when I look at them. Probably too much member-ai? *shot* Honestly, Kanjani is not so bad. Their music is FCKING AWESOME and their PVs DEFINE THE MEANING OF CRACK. But honestly, I'm not drawn in by their-- charm? I am not freaking Ryo-biased. Well, maybe I am. But that has nothing to do with this.

Second, I'd like to comment on this SHONEN CLUB EPISODE last October 5, 2008. The Special Guest was Ya-ya-yah *WITHOUT TAIYO, DAMN IT.*. I'd like Johnny to even have this little ounce of sensitivity towards his BAWLING TAIYO-LOVING customers. JOHNNY KITAGAWA MUST DIE.

*I am not keeping what I have said a while ago about NOT bashing 8DDD. Well- everyone hates the wrinkly old guy anyway.* 

Third, I should comment something about Jin's acting. It's- average? I've seen Yukan Club.. months ago, I think, I can't remember. But, srsly. If you guys think Jin acts horrible, I should ask you why the heck they made Leah Dizon release so many stuff if she JUST CAN'T EFFIN SING? O.o I'm no Leah hater but- c'mon. Leah's singing sucks. And Jin pulled Miroku off quite good, anyway.

Lastly, something I SHOULD HAVE ranted about earlier..

Uchi's back. Where's Kusano?

Kusano is still in University, they said. Uchi is back <3 but news about him returning to K8 and NEWS have yet to be announced, hmm.

I WANT KUSANO BACK. IT'S UNFAIR. WHY ONLY UCHIIIIIIIIIII???? I LACK KUSANO ICHIBAN LOOOOOVE DDD;

Was that big enough?

It's 1:29 am.

I am going to sleep.

*________________*

It is Monday.

I am currently waiting for JE Sports Event to load.

Mom is telling me to turn my PC off, sleepily.

Well-

Normally, I should have slept 4 hours ago if I were still going to school.

Yet, the smex JE calls out to me..

If I were a boy, my Mom would probably get up from her bed and look at what the heck I'd be doing.

Well- if I were a boy..

It'd probably be porn, Warcraft or whatever.

Oh, God.

Lack of Sleep makes me cranky and hungry.

And- makes me rant nonsense.

I need to sleep before my mom forces me to attend the Morning Mass.

&__________&

Hurry up and load, video.

*Yawns*

Right now.. the time is 2:59 am...

*________________*

Yes, I am a normal healthy 12 year old girll....

Well-

I took thiis quiz, haha.

I must say.. I'm impressed.

8D

OMIGOD.

HAVE YOU GUYS LISTENED TO SAILOR MOON'S OPENING THEME SONG?!

MOONLIGHT DENSETSU~

IT'S GENIUS.

8D

I saw a comment in Crunchyroll.com, it referred to the 'Johnny's Jr. Golden Age'.

Johnny's Jr's Golden Age.. mostly contained every single Jr. back then that has debuted now.

Golden Age..

It's a nice name

:)

Yeah.

I am so bored I don't care whether the penguin dies if I add in extra butter with the bloody blunt spoon.

Rants:

Johnny H. Kitagawa  = Ghei.

Akanishi Jin = GOD.

Yamashita Tomohisa = GOD.

Nishikido Ryo = same as above

Ueda Tatsuya = Well, I knew sooner or later I had to stop the 'GOD' thing lol. Uh.. I don't like him.. so, flamingo? *bricked*

Chinen Yuri = Squirrel

I get so bored easiliy.

*DISCONTINUED, crawls into cave and sleeps*

I had another interesting dream a while ago.

And- yes, this is going to be long again.

So, as I wait for 2 Ya-Ya-Yah videos to download.. I shall post the dream that I had.. 12 hours ago 8D

*Come to think of it.. last time I posted... I had the dream 12 hours before, too*

~ All dialouge posted, translated. Original dialouge: Tagalog, yes. TAGALOG. All of them spoke it -.- ~

After School one day, I went straight to my house by bike.

I was in Japan, so my house was a typhical Japanese house, with the wall in front and stuff.

I was riding my bike home when I collided with this big burly Yakuza-ish guy.

He snarled at me and removed his cigarette from his mouth and blew the smoke into my face.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, HUH?!"

Then he got my school bag from the basket permanently implanted in front of my bicycle, opened it and threw the contents on the ground. Then he shouted in my face. He smelled like Grape Bubblegum hehe.

"YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY WITH WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY SUIT."

He picked me up from the bicycle and threw me to the ground. I crashed down along with my precious bike. Then he picked up my fat Hello Kitty wallet.

And I just got my allowance, too.

I couldn't stand it anymore. Even if he was a gangster, Yakuza, whatever. I NEEDED the moneyyy *For a NEWS concert xD*. So, what I did was, I stood up, came in front of him and kicked his balls.

Haha, laugh all you want.

He clenched his lower region and stumbled to the ground, letting go of my wallet and crawling into the 'Human Ball' position. I quickly collected my stuff and fixed my bike. I ran over him after. Lol. Then I raced back home to tell my Mom everything.

She laughed like a hyena as she treated my knee scrape.

"You kicked his what?!" she laughingly said, covering her mouth politely.

I chewed a delicate Chocolate Chip cookie unladylike-ly and responded with an open mouth "I kicked his penis, yeah" *Yes, I said it very straightforward* Then, my Mom peed her pants of. *Which is kinda weird because she's such an aristocrat that I don't imagine her to do that*

The next day, I walked to school.

Stupid Yakuza supposedly flattened my tires with tacks. Idiot.

When I reached halfway, I stopped to buy Myojo and Potato from 7-11 and before I knew it, when I came out of the store...

"Well.. we meet again, do we?"

When I looked up, I SAW THE YAKUZA GUYYYY~!

It felt A LOT like Onigokko 8DD I started to run and I also started to see my headshot and the siren sounding when you're in trouble in that Survival Game. The Yakuza guy ran after me. Some part of me expected that I would be robbed, raped or perhaps.. be killed.

I ran, ran with all my strength until the Yakuza freak ran out of energy. I took a detour and went to my Middle School's *I was a Middle School Freshman already* Back Entrance. I reached the classroom 2 minutes late.

My bestfriend, Yoko *Shida Mirai lol.* asked me what happened. I didn't want to worry her, so I said "Bike... broke... down" between gasps for air. "Eh~ Is it OK already?"she asked, writing something in her notebook. I nodded. "Yeah.." then, I brought out my JE mags..

Shida Yoko dropped her mechanical pencil and stared at my recent purchases.

"Johnny's?!" she asked, smiling quite widely.

I nodded. "Read this." I handed her the Myojo and I opened the Potato. She nodded back and giggled. "Uwaa~ Yamada Ryosuke is so hot..." she sighed dreamily. I laughed. "Of course!" and I opened the agazine in my hands.

Then a gunshot rang across the school.

Everyone screamed.

I instinctively covered my head with my hands as I ducked down my school desk. Yoko did the same, still reading the magazine. My heart started to beat widely. Can it be-? The Yakuza guy? I slowly got up and looked by the windows overviewing the hall outside our classroom.

"WHERE IS SHE!?"

It was the Yakuza guy.

I panicked and got my bag and huddled close to Yoko. She noticed and huddled close to me, too. "A-Are you okay?" she asked me, still reading my magazine carelessly. I shook my head. "Yoko...don't freak out.. I know that voice..". Yoko looked at me."It's probably Umemura or that Captain of the Baseball Team again..".

Yoko didn't understand. The Yakuza gangster was shouting insults at a random teacher now.

Then, I decided to run away.

So, I got up and walked to the windows. Since the Freshmen's classrooms were on the First Floor, I had no problem- except for my street shoes. Yoko noticed me "Leaving early?". I stepped my left foot out of the window. "Yeah, give me back the magazine tomorrow, ok?". She nodded. "Sure"

Then I was gone.

I just had to get my street shoes. It was a hassle to wear school shoes outside of their disegnated area. People would stare at you and assume you're careless or stupid or whatever. I crept quietly to the Front Entrance and to the Shoe Lockers where I hurriedly took off my shoes and got my street shoes, placed them on the ground and put them on with my right hand while putting the school shoes inside with my left.

"YOU!"

*I half-expected it to be Johnny but it was the Yakuza guy lol.*

It was again, like the Onigokko Survival Game and I grabbed my bag and made a run for it. I passed the bicycle stands and grabbed one. The Yakuza saw what I did and imitated me. I pedalled as hard as I could, my bag dangling from my shoulder, I manuevered the bike with one hand as I got it off with the other.

The Yakuza was screaming like a maniac. I turned left, to one street no one could enter unless you were a girl.. or gay

The Official Johnny's Fanclub Office

8DD

*I know, it's cracked, but it's a dream~*

I parked the 'borrowed' bike and looked at him tauntingly as the faithful guards wrestled him down, asking for an I.D. Usually, the guards don't ask for IDs when you're a girl.. but this big fat monster was a guy.. so..

I stuck out my tongue, annoying him and making him scream more threats.

I sighed. Now, how could I get out of here without him mangling me to death... I walked around and looked at the stuff they were selling, mostly at the 'Sale' Section.

The Sale Section was awesome. There were retro stuff. Ocassionally, you'd see a Hikaru Genji or a Otokogumi CD. But the rarest ones were mostly Shonentai or Ya-Ya-Yah or the two suspended NEWS members' shop photos. I casually browsed along the aisle.

No one was there.

It was Monday, of course. Everyone was working. Sadly, no time for Gods Johnny's Talents.

So I wavered around, like a drunk old man, giggling to myself when I saw old KAT-TUN shop pictures. Then, a semi-ripped AKANISHI JIN AUTOGRAPH BOARD. I had to get it. Even semi-ripped. Autograph boards are heaven-sent. So, I grabbed it immediately.

What the hell was an autograph board doing in a Johnny's FC SALE after all? Even ripped, a signed Jin board could sell... at least 10,000 yen, for Tacchon's sake 8D. I continued and spotted a Jimmy Mackey uchiwa, promptly grabbing it, followed by a HaseJun uchiwa.

Then- the miracle...

NEWS' NewS NIPPON CD.

I screamed, supressing my tears. It was SO DAMN HARD to find stuff like these. Yahoo! Auctions, ebay, wherever. It was like finding a lost ring in a Department Store. I held it tight, muttering "Oh My Fucking God. Oh no... Ohno... Nino.. Ohmiya... OH MY GAWDDD." Yeah, somehow, the Yakuza idiot contaminated me.

So, I paid the 2 uchiwas, the Jin autograph board and the CD.

And it only cost me 8,000 yen.

And it got packed in a fancy 'Johnny's Official Fanclub' eco-bag.

I was so happy, I forgot about the stalker Yakuza.

I excited the building, dying of over-happiness when the Yakuza came up to me and snatched my newly-purchased goods. It happened so suddenly, I forgot to blink. Luckily, the guards saw it and hurried to chase the Asshole.

Now, I was really angry.

I tried not to cry as I got on the 'borrowed' bicycle and pedalled like a drug-crazed high idiot after the shithead. My bag shook in the basket from the power accumulated by the poor bike. BUT- it couldn't be helped.

IT WAS AKANISHI'S AUTOGRAPH NEWS' FIRST EVER CD AFTER ALL.

I finally reached the Yakuza and I got something from my bag that my Mom told me to use only in emergencies.

My stun gun.

Well, considering that Akanishi Jin's autograph and 2 ex-Juniors' uchiwas and most of all, NewS' 'debut' single was inside the eco-bag.. any fangirl in her right mind would use the Stun Gun. So, I pulled out the trusty every-girl's-bestfriend-while-in-trouble object, turned it on and shoved it to the lucky guy.

He shook vigorously and colapsed to the ground, I pulled on the brakes and the bike stopped, I rushed over and pulled my precious JE goods out of his greasy criminal hands. Then I sped off, off to nowhere. I didn't have the guts to go back to school anymore anyway.

So I went to this random park *Actually, the park in Koizora where Mika and Hiro 'buried' there baby D:* and sat on a bench for a while, reading my magazine lol. I think I was reading K8's 'Love Love Date' article when someone came up to me and asked for directions.

I looked up. A kindergartener.

Oddly, the little boy was looking for the 'Osaka International Airport' 8D I lived in Osaka for a while in that dream, so I kinda knew where. Since I didn't have time, I figured I'd take him there. But I asked him where his parents were first... just in case.

"Osaka" he said.

I kinda doubted him but I succumbed. He was cute, that's why. *He looked like a cross of Tegoshi and Hikaru xD wth.* So I took him to the Tokyo Station and made 7 stops until we reached Osaka. We got off and I got a taxi, went to the Airport. Total time: 3 hours.

The little kid bowed politely and invited me in the airport. Turns out, the kid was the son of the Airport's owner haha. And he was kidnapped and managed to escape his captors. He didn't know the way home and happened to see me when he exited the warehouse he was held captive in.

He saw my Potato magazine and remembered that a famous band featured in that magazine had shooting at their airport, so he asked me.

NEWS had shooting in the airport that day.

I almost freaked out, I tried to cram my 'prided' Johnny's Fanclub eco-bag inside my school bag, but to no success.. the uchiwas would only get ruined D: He said that they were going to arrive anytime so I stood nearby, getting free drinks from a Fruit Shake stand. Having such a cute and smart kid as an ally wasn't such a bad idea after all..

Then- 20 minutes passed and the little guy went up to me in his normal clothes. "Neechan! They're here!". I almost spat out my 100% Banana Milk Shake.

We went up to Gate 7 and there..I saw.

6 MEMBER NEWS SINGING ZUKKOKE OTOKOMICHI WITH CAMERAS AND LIGHTS AND STAFF AND CREW AND MAKEUP ARTISTS AND.... wtf. Akanishi Jin?! 8D

*too much of Jin xD*

Then, I fainted.

Then, I woke up.

Haha.

That was all... weird, I know.

I'VE FOUND IT.

THE SHONEN CLUB EPISODE I DIDN'T WATCH.

DDDDDDDDDDDDD:

THE ONE WITH THE TEGOMASS MEDLEYYYYYY.

Cruel Destiny

Btw.

My Family's Cable Provider is DESTINY CABLE, btw.

That's why it's like that.